literally lollin'

everyone knows that when you say lol, you mean you think it's funny. usually you don't actually laugh.

literally lollin' is on that rare occasion that you actually laugh at something someone sends in an IM, text message, comment, etc., etc.

dude 1: crap dude my cat just jumped on my keyboard and now i'm staring a gay porn site in the face.

dude 2: haha, literally lollin' dude.

by just Jonny August 20, 2009

literally

A four syllable word used by monkeys to add emphasis and impress people. Monkeys who use the word don't understand what it means.

Dude: If that monkey says literally one more time I'll stomp him.
Chick: Literally?
Dude: Well, no.

by yarwknil March 29, 2010

Literally

Often used on Facebook by idiots. Adverb carrying the meaning of 'figuratively'. In real life means 'literally'.

OMG my phone its literally blowin up wit texts rite now.

by SarcasticBastard November 4, 2011

literally shooting the shit

Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.

"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."

by shitshooter911 June 12, 2012

Literally

Figuratively (adv)

I literally died of laughter when Karen call him a penis butt.

by SparkyZee May 19, 2017

Literally

A phrase LeafyIsHere uses all the time making everyone want to commit suicide

"He is LITERALLY a 25 year old man!"

by LunaStark292 October 28, 2016

literally

Orwellian newspeak for "figuratively".

literallyfiguratively newspeak orwellian

by lwow January 20, 2016