literally shooting the shit

Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.

"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."

by shitshooter911 June 12, 2012

Literally

Figuratively (adv)

I literally died of laughter when Karen call him a penis butt.

by SparkyZee May 19, 2017

Literally

A phrase LeafyIsHere uses all the time making everyone want to commit suicide

"He is LITERALLY a 25 year old man!"

by LunaStark292 October 28, 2016

literally

Orwellian newspeak for "figuratively".

literallyfiguratively newspeak orwellian

by lwow January 20, 2016

Literally Free

A term used by Fortnite players to describe their opponent lacking skill with an easy win.
Often paired with dog water.

He's literally so free, freer than dog water, literally free no earnings 0 pr

by EthoRipper January 17, 2021

literally fucking dies

The thing that happens to you when you either get blown to bits by some kind of bomb, or just shot in the head, or something like that.

Jim was shot in the head, he literally fucking dies, and was tebagged so bad his ancestors felt it.

by Super862 November 5, 2019

Literally actually

When you are totally telling the full truth and everyone hast to believe you cuz you are definitely not lieing and you really need everyone to believe you!!!!

Mum "where are you going at this time of night"
You "I'm literally actually going to study"

by Believe it!! November 8, 2020