The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri
Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!
by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024

The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.
by LincolnLogger November 3, 2019

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)
At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster
by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021

The act of laying across other partners sexually the way you would build cult classic game “Lincoln logs” to get the ultimate stack height to reach peak orgasm. Formations may vary based on party size.
Why’s Corey inviting us to the bedroom at this time?
Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!
Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!
by Lincoln Loggerman December 25, 2021
