lincoln-log

a beast killa with a ten inch monster trout. weakness:anybody named addie

strength: can crush ten monsters in under a minute:

lincoln log state can be acquired by getting crossfased.

I just went sicko mode and unlocked my lincoln-log stage. time to go make love to your mother

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

Lincoln Logging

The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.

Matt: Yo, what should we do tonight?
Lucas: I want to keep it chill - Lincoln Logging sounds nice.

by LincolnLogger November 3, 2019

Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)

At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster

by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021

Lincoln Log House

Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house

I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!

by Cav42 February 28, 2023

Lincoln Log

The act of laying across other partners sexually the way you would build cult classic game “Lincoln logs” to get the ultimate stack height to reach peak orgasm. Formations may vary based on party size.

Why’s Corey inviting us to the bedroom at this time?

Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!

by Lincoln Loggerman December 25, 2021