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Crack Limo

In London it is used to identify Lime Bikes, as these are the preferred mode of transportation of crack dealers.
by Crack Limo May 17, 2025
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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013
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telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013
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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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16 seater limo

A limo that seats 16 people
That 16 seater limo surely won't seat 16 people
by Stomedy June 22, 2016
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New Prague Limo

A pickup truck with the bed full of passengers.
“We don’t have enough seating”
It’s okay, I’ve got a New Prague Limo”
by DozinkyDude September 17, 2022
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The Stretch Limo Driver

This is a top tier boss move for premier anal princesses. This involves one finger in the front and the other nine in the back. Truly, an impressive accomplishment.
She was very polite, very well spoken, and well dressed. I had no idea when I got her in bed she would be demandingthe stretch limo driver”!
by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026
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