Lifetime Achievement Award

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.

Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?

by DancingKali April 9, 2011

lifetime channel

the lifetime channel is a network run by the folks at A&E television network. as a young adult myself i can say that i'm not into that channel because of all the movies and tv specials about women (and on some occasions, men) are in some god-awful love triangles, financial and/or legal issues, sexual assault and in most extreme cases murder, and hell just to make the program more interesting, combine all 3 and BAM!!!

you got the lifetime channel

men are evil and will hurt you, because this is lifetime (family guy)

pretty much the theme of about 80% of the programs on the lifetime channel

by purple_sheboodles29 November 20, 2009

lifetime

A god-awful television network that has programming that usually features a woman who is 'wronged' by a man. The men are usually portrayed as assholes, and in the end the woman ususally comes out on top and 'wins', because afterall Liftime is for shitheads.

What the fuck are you watching Lifetime for you queer.

by canadianjewfish September 9, 2008

lifetime

dramatic or crazy. over the top

"you took my shirt!" response: "it's just a shirt! you're so lifetime"

by Yemz January 30, 2008

Lifetime Tv Station

The biggest piece of crap tv station ever created that plays nothing but movies of men raping women, men killing women, women PSMing, and slutty teenage whores getting pregnant because i guess thats what women like to watch but really no.

"I had a really fun time watching that movie where a 14 year old girl gets knocked up by that 50- year old guy on the Lifetime Tv Station since we are women and this is what we like to watch," said one girl to the other girl.

by Tommy Cera August 2, 2008

lifetime

TV channel that markets itself towards women with too much time on their hands. Usually, severely biased vs. men, portraying us as either incompetant, weak, evil/corrupt, abusive, or any combination/alteration of the preceding. Usually portrays women as perfect, and if there happens to be a female antagonist, you can definitely tell she's effed up in the dome. Hillary Clinton's personal campaign aid for her upcoming 2008 election. Don't Vote Clinton.

Nobody should watch lifetime.

Lifetime is Hillary's tool.

Curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.

by upncomingbigpimpingbloodbettarecognize December 28, 2005

lifetime

Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 30, 2005