LID

LID often used in technology vertical, means; Lazy Incompetent Developer

Tony is such a LID, it took him 3 days to code a simple report and then he didn't even bother to validate the report met the requirements, so now I have to fix the issues.

by MyCrankyPants June 5, 2016

lid

A spliff, joint, reefer

I got no weed man, can I build a lid with yar gear?

by toastface August 25, 2005

lid

getting a blowjob, aka dome or head.
blowjob head dome face skull

man, that girl gave me some outstanding lid last night.
she gives some mean lid.

by J-Money/Schmeezy December 20, 2004

Shit the Lid

Aka jumping the gun. When someone is prairie dogging for a long time and can not hold it any longer. They run to the tiolet and don't have enough time to think. They sit down, shit, but do not realize they didn't lift the lid. Therefore making a mess all over the lid, bowl, and/or walls.

Jermaine: Did you hear bout Dwayne?
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.

by I soiled myself January 8, 2011

Pussy Lids

When you’re high as fuck and your eyelids are 3/4 shut and the side view of your eye looks like a hairy pussy

“We got so high last night, did you see Gavin’s eyes? He had mad pussy lids”

by pussylids69 January 30, 2019

The squid is on the lid

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.

Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.

by Dlindh March 27, 2019

lid

A term used for hashish oil when its sold in units of beer bottle caps (bottle caps; hence the name "lid"). Lids usually sell for 20 to 30 dollaz, unless ur in the city.

Me: Jesus fuck! that dude puts out the shitest lids ever.
My bro: O rly? whatchu gon do.

by Antz da Ant March 26, 2007