library goggles

a phenomenon often observed by students at Oxford University - similar to beer goggles, but produced by prolonged periods in the library and a of lack of social interaction.
This lasts for up to 78 seconds after leaving the library and causes all girls, no matter how ugly, to appear dazzlingly attractive.

"I think that's why I really like Emma. She's always sat opposite me in Wadham library, and I often find myself thinking that I definitely wouldn't mind. It's the library goggles, I'm sure!"

"Oh my chunder. I've got the library goggles again. It's so tragic!"

by Wadhamite February 3, 2009

Library cruzing

To walk around books in an cardigan, to grab the most interesting for your purpose, sit down by a big window, drink a mocha latte and alternate reading with surfing on your preferably small laptop, and now and then put some chocolate into your mouth.

(On the phone):

1: Hey man! What are you doing?

2: Im Library cruzing!

1: You got some nice spot?

2: Yeah! It's near a big window and there are some sweet honeys sitting next to me.

1: You know them?

2: Yeah! it's Virignia Woolf and Toni Morrison...

by Humpert Burf Humperslick March 9, 2010

library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.

I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

Library Creep

Stalker weirdo in library who is there for exposure to the opposite sex rather than to study, do research, etc.

Steve kept trying to make small talk at the library. He barely even looked at his book. He's such a library creep.

by Boris Yeltsin II April 11, 2010

Library Serpant

An exceedingly ugly creature ( it's questionable if its male or female) that dwells in the library and cast its evil and wicked ways of wrath on young and innocent onlookers

Set a trap at the door so the Library Serpant can't enter!!!!!!!!!

by ChunkyDunk69 May 16, 2010

Library Phobia

The fear of being in or around a library, or the fear of studying in a place with so many people

"Hey is she going to the library with us? No man she has library phobia.

by Mr. Coconut Head October 12, 2011

Library Bae

Someone you don't know of the opposite sex which you see in the library and mentally claim for your own.

Generally used by university students studying for exams due to sitting in the same spot for a long time and procrastinating by looking at passers by.

Commonly used on social networking sites such as YikYak.

Person 1:- "I was sat opposite my library bae for 3 hours today, It was bliss"
Person 2:- "did you speak to her?"
Person 1:- "No but I caught her eye once"

by Slagstrid May 22, 2015