bought lesson

A lesson in which one learns after having paid any amount of money. Usually resulting to regret and disappointment.

"Mama, I paid that man $800 for that Cutlass and it didn't run but 3 days. Now I can't find him no where to get my money back".

"I told you not buy it before your daddy looked at it anyway. You a bought a lesson. A bought lesson is the best lesson to learn."

by thesouthernbeau October 22, 2008

swimming lessons

When you partake in sexual activity or intercourse, you learn how to swim on the penis! taken from the song money maker

Hey, Tokyo want to come over for swimming lessons?

by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006

hairy lassoo

pussy, fanny

he's ensnared by the hairy lassoo

by poofacio October 25, 2003

piano lessons

An offering from a pianist male or female to invite someone over to fingerblast them.

An easy way to decode whether or not someone is using the sexual slang for piano lessons is to ask them how much they charge per hour, if the pianist says, "You don't have to pay me.", or implies that it is FREE of charge, they want you to fingerblast them.

"Anyone interested in some Piano Lessons, hmu! I'm FREE this weekend!"

"Hmu for FREE Piano Lessons!"

"I'm home alone, Piano Lessons are FREE this weekend!"

by nottherealilluminati July 7, 2017

lessoned

Given a unit of instruction.

lyne:
Even if such people let themselves be lessoned, even then there would be some stooping involved.

by Cruel_to_b_Kind May 16, 2005

lessofus

Person or group that are are make no contribution to society,useless parasites or psycho predators that harm others because they can.

Dean: Let's roll by the Shady Brothers spot and check it out.

Mike: What the hell you talking 'bout I don't run with lessofus losers.

by TelynAgain July 25, 2009

lesson 6

sex and drugs always help

dude 1: Yo, I’ve been feelin’ really depressed lately

dude 2: Man, you just gotta follow lesson 6

by gshsbushsha November 4, 2018