math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.

Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!

by Zappi November 17, 2016

armenian lesson

Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.

Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7

by hayeren January 7, 2018

Art Lesson

Use in place of asking a prostitute how much for sex

Hey Sally what is your rate for an “Art Lesson”?

by Xlnc1968 December 11, 2019

e-lesson

when you don't need to go to school but you have depression

hey, how you doin?
i'm on my e-lesson.
oh, do you need antidepressants?

by Zesie October 21, 2020

science lesson

the eternal torture chamber for middle finger newton

student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!

by anonymous November 27, 2020

arabic lesson

something that is as hard as the level of chinese a super hard language to learn and might be ur worst nightmare when its the finlth exam

hey bro wats the hardest and most compliactated language?
its arabic cuz it has the i3rab and other bla ba bla the no one will ever use
arabic lesson is hard right?
yes and u will die from it

by living armor April 4, 2021

dick lesson

When you teach someone how to use a dick, ensuring your mates can use their dick to full-strength

BoOb- Ayo, can you give me a quick dick lesson?

JeFf- Ofcouse, come here.

by gauhati January 7, 2022