lemons

What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.

Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me

by Citizen of Kane April 23, 2005

Lemniscoop

Something that wasn't talked about on the Official podcast.

Hey, dude did you see the title of the new Official Podcast episode?
Lemniscoop, right?
Yeah, I wonder what that is. I sure do hope they talk about it in the pod.

by mb1122 December 14, 2020

Lemonised

When someone has eaten many lemons, and is sick of lemons now.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm LEMONISED!
Guy 2: Wow man, how many lemons did you eat?

by NomLemons June 28, 2011

Lemons

the stragglers within a congregation of which no one likes yet are still unbeknowing of the hatred directed towards them

e.g. "Brittany and Kylie are such lemons why the fuck do they sit with us? Do they know that none of us like them?"

by darbluva101 August 10, 2015

grabbing lemons

The practice of picking up and droping pitchers from free agency between their starts in fantasy baseball so as to have the maximum pitchers start for one's team in a given week.

Steve: "Look at this guy's strikeout total!"
Paul: "Yeah, but look at the ERA. He's grabbing lemons."

by theaaskimo August 11, 2006

Free my lemons

another, cleaner way of saying FML. It works best when you do not want people (such as your grandparents) to hear you say the word "fuck."

UGH!! Why can't a just get this right? I'm good at pretty much everything else! *sigh* Free My Lemons.

by hellokittylitter15 March 6, 2011

every villian is lemons

See evil.

Every Villian Is Lemons.
Otherwise, known as EVIL.

by Pixelcraftian June 23, 2018