When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
Get the Lease-a-Lobe mug.I got a dope new job in San Fran so I'm going to flip my lease. Peace out, NYC!
My boyfriend cheated on me so I kicked him out but now I can't afford the rent. I guess I gotta flip my lease.
My landlord caught me Airbnbing my apartment in FiDi and I can't afford this rent without Airbnb. I gotta flip my lease.
My boyfriend cheated on me so I kicked him out but now I can't afford the rent. I guess I gotta flip my lease.
My landlord caught me Airbnbing my apartment in FiDi and I can't afford this rent without Airbnb. I gotta flip my lease.
by leaseflipper June 6, 2016
Get the Flip my lease mug.A deez nuts joke. If someone asks what whole-lease is, the joke teller can reply with “Whole-lease nuts in yo mouth (hold deez nuts in your mouth)” or something along the lines of that
Bruh 1: Hey bro do you have anything whole-lease here?
Bruh 2: Uh… no? What’s whole-lease?
Bruh 1: WHOLE-LEASE NUTS IN YO MOUTH! HAH! GOT EM!
Bruh 2: Damnit!
Bruh 2: Uh… no? What’s whole-lease?
Bruh 1: WHOLE-LEASE NUTS IN YO MOUTH! HAH! GOT EM!
Bruh 2: Damnit!
by SqueakyRobloxer July 26, 2021
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Soho By Sparta's Tupac Shakur Intrumental Type Beat Was Leased By Angel Jose Robles, However It Was Leased By An Electronic Mail Address That Is Not Recognized By Angel Jose Robles<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)
Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!
by ShutUpBev March 8, 2021
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