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Lazerviking

A future ruler of the world. Their organization is divided into 10 groups with a supreme potentate, all of which are dependent on eachother. There are only about 30, usually heavily armed with either sexiness or actual weapons, including but not limited to- knives, guns, chemical weapons, military aircraft, experimental weapons, and powerful laserbeams. They always have clothes on, as if they were to remove their clothes, their sexiness would tear through the very fabric space-time continuum. Indestructible. their most notable trait, as seen by survivors, is a viking helmet that fires lazers on comand. One of them is extremley fond of screaming, "get some!"
reporter- And in later news, A lazerviking was spotted on the moon, carving in bold, visible letters, "get some".
by lazerviking 1 April 3, 2010
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Lakers

A basketball team from Los Angeles. They are the cross-town rivals of the L.A. Clippers.
The Lakers were founded in Detroit as the Gems. After a miserable first season, the team relocated to Minnesota and became the Lakers. In 1960, the Lakers moved to Los Angeles. Over the years, Shaq and other basketball players have graced the franchise.
by Fifi McFeef November 14, 2007
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lazercorn

the magical and godly unicorn enhanced by robotics to become a god of justice.
its a lazercorn were all dead.
by giga wulf January 29, 2015
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Lakers Historian

A basketball fan who is specifically a supporter of the NBA team the Los Angeles Lakers, and wears their jersey at any game outside of Los Angeles of a rival team who are facing the Lakers that night, but do not know any of the current members of the team.

An off-breed of the Sports Asshole (who only shows up to games to boo the home team for fun), Lakers Historians are identified by wearing the jersey of a player who used to play for the franchise but no longer does. (i.e. Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, Shaquille O'Neal, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ) These specific markings (or names and numbers) are a sign that they're fans of what the team used to be in their glory days and don't keep up with who is on the team now while they're terrible. Hence, why they're not identified as a regular "Lakers Fan".

They're also not to be confused as an actual Basketball Historian, who cares about the history of the game as a whole, and not what one team did in three specific time periods.
Fred: Why's that guy wearing a Lakers jersey to a Jazz game?
Craig: Oh, he's just a Lakers Historian. Check it, he's wearing #8.
by Genuine Mind January 12, 2019
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Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else
I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers
by The Captian May 5, 2015
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slate layers nail bag

A very saggy pair of woman's breasts.
Mate, she had tits like a slate layers nail bag.
by lennylightweight April 20, 2006
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Lazered

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.
Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered
by Bnerdlatin January 16, 2011
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