by ChickenIsGood6969 March 07, 2019
by bootypringles September 15, 2019
by her0vit September 01, 2007
lance (lãns)
n.
A person, usually a middle aged white male with a slight paunch and white thighs that must display quasi-cycling skills at all times, (which means disobeying the rules of the road like cutting cars off at stop lights). Is usually found riding expensive bike, wearing yellow jersey, fancy helmet and the requisite yellow arm band, etc. A pest found both in city and rural settings.
n.
A person, usually a middle aged white male with a slight paunch and white thighs that must display quasi-cycling skills at all times, (which means disobeying the rules of the road like cutting cars off at stop lights). Is usually found riding expensive bike, wearing yellow jersey, fancy helmet and the requisite yellow arm band, etc. A pest found both in city and rural settings.
by Idna July 26, 2006
guy 1 "Hey man did you bring Lance?"
guy 2 "No. Lance has been extremely hard to find today"
guy1 "Crappy. I was hoping to get elsa'd tonight."
guy 2 "No. Lance has been extremely hard to find today"
guy1 "Crappy. I was hoping to get elsa'd tonight."
by artemis020 February 03, 2010
by Nybarb :) May 14, 2018
Lance is a faggott who is kind of chubby and always lets girls sit on his lap when he likes someone else. He is very disloyal and he disrespects women, lance might have a vagina.
Karli: Did you let Callie sit on your lap last night?
Lance: umm, maybe, I’m so sry I had a massive orgasm
Karli: fuck you
Lance: umm, maybe, I’m so sry I had a massive orgasm
Karli: fuck you
by I live penis December 23, 2018