Lance

The act of being retarded and sending horrible “memes” to a group chat with no context

“Oh my god my friend is acting like a total lance right now”

by bootypringles September 15, 2019

Lance

Tall Person That is Horrible at spelling

You spell like lance

by ChickenIsGood6969 March 7, 2019

Lance

a amazing football player on the chicago bears

oh shit was that lance who just sacked payton manning

by her0vit September 8, 2007

Lance

lance (lãns)
n.

A person, usually a middle aged white male with a slight paunch and white thighs that must display quasi-cycling skills at all times, (which means disobeying the rules of the road like cutting cars off at stop lights). Is usually found riding expensive bike, wearing yellow jersey, fancy helmet and the requisite yellow arm band, etc. A pest found both in city and rural settings.

"I almost sideswiped a Lance on my way home today, fucker was in my blindspot"

by Idna September 9, 2008

Lance

Another term for marijuana. an alias of sort.

guy 1 "Hey man did you bring Lance?"
guy 2 "No. Lance has been extremely hard to find today"
guy1 "Crappy. I was hoping to get elsa'd tonight."

by artemis020 February 7, 2010

Lance

Wouldn’t get a dick surgery so is referd to as “small dick”

“ wow look at lance!!”

“ his names ACTUALLY small dick”

by Nybarb :) June 5, 2018

Lance

Lance is a faggott who is kind of chubby and always lets girls sit on his lap when he likes someone else. He is very disloyal and he disrespects women, lance might have a vagina.

Karli: Did you let Callie sit on your lap last night?
Lance: umm, maybe, I’m so sry I had a massive orgasm
Karli: fuck you

by I live penis December 22, 2018