lacoste

A brand of clothing popular with neds/chavs in the west of Scotland. No-one respectable wears them.

"Look at ma new Lacoste trainers man"

"State ah yoo, ya mad ned"

by A Cool Guy II September 19, 2006

Loconte

A person who is confused about many things like there sexual orientation and ethnic origin

(Sexual Orientation) I'm not sure if I'm gay or straight but I like to flash my friends and show them my penis and sometimes kiss girls but am afraid to do anything any further sexual.

(Ethnic origin) -loconte- when I'm with my (Italian) friends I'll spike my hair up and act like I'm a Ginny you know cool kid let's hit the clubs broski! -loconte-But when I'm with my (irish) friends I will wear my redsox hat and talk like I'm a townie from Charles town guy.

by Reverequeen69BRoSKiSon January 7, 2010

lacoste

Im fae Scotland, and its mostly something that neds wear.Or wanna be neds wear.

Ned- I git a new lacoste trackie the day man.

by KirstyEmm July 26, 2008

lacoste

The definition of supergaymo.

Lacoste shirts are supergaymo.

by AJAW April 2, 2005

LaCoste

WOW......





















that's gay!

And for your underwear...

yellow = goes in front

brown = goes in back

by I shit on ye April 4, 2005

Lacoste

A polo shirt made by Rene Lacoste, who also invented gay ear sex and made putting shoes in your boyfriends ass on Wednesday nights popular. This polo is made for the only the phoniest phonies and anyone who wears it swears off all manlyness.

Prep: " I got a new polo, its Lacoste, I even got a prize with it!"

Me: "What would that be?"

Prep: "A brand new Dildo for me and my boyfriend to use! It even has a crocodile on it, they usually sell for like $80 because they are made by special kids in china."

by AllMenArePansiesNow March 2, 2010

Lacoste

A clothing brand in which the polo shirts cost a bunch of money and the fabric of the polo shirts is of bad quality because certain deodorant mixed with sweat can leave permanent stains in the polo shirts.

I wore gel deodorant underneath my Lacoste polo shirt and now there are stains that will not come out when I wash the polo shirt.

by Edefiner April 16, 2015