Sneeze Labor

When the pre-emptive feeling of a sneeze's inevitable presence completely succumbs your entire body and you can't seem to summon enough power to get it out.

According to many doctors the best way to end you sneeze labor is to quickly turn your head 90º into the nearest light and say purple repeatedly as fast as you possibly can.

by snuggiefortwo December 19, 2010

David LaForce

David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.

That David LaForce is one tough son of a bitch.

by El Chalequito November 6, 2010

Dexter's Laboratory

The first actually original program on Cartoon Network, focused on a boy genius with an inexplicable accent of unknown origin who built a top secret laboratory hidden behind a bookcase in his bedroom. Episodes typically featured his inventions getting destroyed by his ditzy ballerina of a sister, Dee-Dee, alongside the occasional confrontation from resident antagonist, Mandark. The first season also had short superhero-themed segments that were quickly given the boot.

I remember the days of Dexter's Laboratory, where not every cartoon needed to have an over-arching story; all you needed were explosions and monkeys!

by PinkElephantPants December 10, 2018

SCP Secret Laboratory

A cancerous hellhole of toxic SCP fans, squeakers, and mic spammers.
But hey, some people are funny at least and its more of a social meme game than a horror game if you play it for a while.

Bro, I hear that SCP Secret Laboratory is a pretty funny game, let's play it some time!

by AtronixButAwesome September 9, 2021

Emotional Labor

The energy expended to control your feelings when dealing with other people, particularly in the workplace.

That customer was such an ass! I should be getting paid extra for all of my emotional labor!

by OkiShisa July 8, 2018

MANUEL LABOR

A Term for all of the undocumented workers of america, doing the actual work that americans will not do any more

Lazy American #1: damn, you mean we have to actually hammer nails today
Lazy american #2: no we will just cruise on down to the local 7-11 and pick up 3-4 "manuel labors". they will do the work, we will get most of the money.

lazy american #1: thank god. you had me worried for a second

by the a.h. April 6, 2004

day labor

Usually Mexicanoes that stands on street corners waiting for a person to pick them up and employ them. Usually people that needs an extra pair of hands employs them.

I need some day labors to help me make a hamburger.

by Llyod Boners May 18, 2005