The furious act of jacking off while wearing a batman costume to heighten sexual arousal clasping your dick with something latex to simulate a false catwoman
by NextJen October 28, 2024
Get the Latex batmanmug. Condom-related excuse for asking one's current/potential sex-partner to bow to your wishes.. Can be an entirely opposite type of preference, though, depending on the gender of the excuse-maker: where the gal may claim to be allergic to latex in the hopes of not being asked to have sex with the guy in the first place, a guy's claim to being allergic to latex may be an attempt to get the gal to let him "do it bareback".
Horny stud: Blast it all --- non-latex condoms are now readily available at the corner drug store --- there goes my old "latex allergy" excuse right out the window!
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
Get the latex allergymug. Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)
Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014
Get the latex longhornmug. Something that weird people wear for “pleasure” just so they can be pleased with their life. Only wear if you are sad, alone, have a low self esteem, ugly, and if you are not happy with life so you can ruin it more. Please never wear this stuff.
The only ones who should wear latex are doctors and surgeons or anyone in the medical industry please.
The only ones who should wear latex are doctors and surgeons or anyone in the medical industry please.
Why do people wear latex anyway?
I can’t believe people wear that stuff as a suit!
Latex is bad for your entire body.
I can’t believe people wear that stuff as a suit!
Latex is bad for your entire body.
by Insert Name... February 13, 2021
Get the Latexmug. the latex opening is
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"Well, you see, in order to latex successfully you need to fucking memorise the latex opening which is annoying as shit"
by Dexatric January 23, 2021
Get the latex openingmug. A slut who wears tight yoga pants and a curled up North Face jacket on top. They meet everyone in de town.
by Blindboy B-Club December 13, 2019
Get the Latex lassmug. Verb.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.
Girl 1: Why is there a bruise on your cheek?
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night
by 38SausageFest December 9, 2012
Get the Latex Ropermug.