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Lightning McQueen

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.
I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.
by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016
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Lightning Blast

When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.
"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"
by 80esprit December 14, 2008
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lightning kick

1. to kick as if by the speed of lightning, or literally 60,000 meters per second (130,000 mph).
2. a combat move involving quick repeated kicks from a vertically varying leg position, as performed by female character Chun Li in CAPCOM'S Street Fighter series.
Chun Li lightning kicked the $%&! out of Guile in Round One.
by yiddish for dreamer August 22, 2009
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Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine

Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: This is a theoritical rocket engine that is based on the principles of cause an effect. Artificial lightning is discharged towards an ionized gas. When the lightning strikes the gas, it propels the craft forward at near the speed of light. The engine is designed to be used in the vacuum of space under zero gravity.
The engine was first theorized by a Christian science fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.
Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: is used to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light. The engine that is used to move a spacecraft at the speed of light. Any rocket engine that makes use of artificial lightning to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light.
by Dr. Patricia Pystrum January 10, 2010
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Lightning mcqueef

When a woman has a quick,unexpected queef.
Jimmy: Did you hear about Sarah in the middle of math class, she queefed super fast it was so unexpected it made me jump.

Bob: No, but that's called having a lightning mcqueef .
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lightning girl

a random superhero in the lightning squad who has lightning powers and has to put up with fire boi all day
by kayplayzfan2020 November 24, 2020
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Lightning McQueen

When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick
I have a hot wheels in my vagina because my boyfriend gave me the Lightning McQueen
by I smell pickle February 26, 2021
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