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Leonardo 

Leonardos tend to chew on their socks and have uncomfortable hairy kneecaps. They tend to enjoy a good brawl with their schmumpkins but always loose thanks to their weak limbs. They are usually Italian and distinguishable by smell, thanks to the pheromones they release. Due to their nature, and wank odour, this often makes them overtly homosexual beings, they love to cook omelettes while their husbands hug them from behind. A very rare breed, often found underneath school desks scavenging for used gum and using it to mass produce biofuel for the Dinghies they sail to school. Usually funny bloke but will make for terrible housemates thanks to their habitual vice of eating dry wall, which unsurprisingly will give the ick to female guests. Never turn a blind eye against one.
Did you Leonardo at the party the other day. What a strange sapling he is
Leonardo by Guild o’ Crumsford November 22, 2021
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Leonardo 

Biggest faggot in planet earth, dumbass nigga with skinny ass legs
Damn that guy Leonardo smells like fish
Leonardo by yungperc November 22, 2021

Leonardo 

Leonardo is a wise old soul, and thus born a natural leader. He is one of the most talented people you will ever meet, an artist and philosopher. He is considerate towards others, fiercely loyal and will take a bullet for those he loves. People gravitate to his radiant energy but it may be too bright for some to handle.
Leonardo, like Da Vinci.
Leonardo by Summer314159 November 22, 2021

Leonardo 

Leonardo, i call him leo or sometimes Lion hehe well he’s a cute guy,a very loyal boyfriend,he can play guitar & He can speak 4 languange (English,Indonesian,Germany,Mandarin) not just that he’s also very smart and DAMN HANDSOME!🖤
Leonardo Northman
Leonardo by Chuu vi November 23, 2021

Leonardo 

Apparently an ordinary boy but when you have the opportunity to get to know him better, you discover that he has the ability to surprise you, when you think you know everything about him, gets out with his trump card, he is intelligent even if sometimes a little distracted but you will never get bored with him. If such a person happens to you, rest assured that he will love you in a genuine way and will always try to give his best. He's kind, nice and sweet, he's an ideal lover and friend. He usually has beautiful curly and brown hair and juicy lips.
Did you met leonardo yet?
Leonardo by MissVanity26 November 27, 2021

Leonardo 

Leonardo has a huge dick and is rich
Leonardo is rich and has a huge dick
Leonardo by CuteBeaner November 29, 2021

Leonardo 

A tall lightskin man with dreads, usually stay to himself but like to joce with everyone and a loverboy.
He a Leonardo he know how to treat females.
Leonardo by LeoGotB0dies November 23, 2022