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The Kemal

A mythical creature only known to be seen whilst blackout. Opulence, he has it.

Characteristics of The Kemal:

-Yells "Get off me!" at random intervals

-Throw bricks through random houses
-Pees down stairs with no regard
-Known to consume roommates food
-Attracts Kappas like a....
-Horrified by microwaved hotdogs
-Addicted to candy
-Knows how to use a satellite radio

Known Whereabouts (in this order):
-Pcaf
-His bed
-In any field howling at the moon
-Playin 2k and kickin raps all day, by the lake, smokin tree til he collapse in broad day
"I drink to black out" - The Kemal

"Are you sure it was me? I don't remember any of that." - The Kemal
by Erka Turka April 25, 2011
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Kemal

He is very attactive and funny.
He has big bunda.
He is everyone friend and is loyal and will never give you up.
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A bad bitch who cute and got a fat ass
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Kemar

A man who’s heart is in the right place, but bipolar without his weed, he has his ups and downs but with the girl he loves by his side he can pretty much do anything, his fiancé Sky loves him for how he treats her and makes her feel, Kemar has a big ass cock and a big ass heart, which he uses both correctly giving you the best orgasm ever, his eyes will attract you, but he won’t touch you because he’s in a relationship and loves her, he’s got big brown eyes that light up whenever he looks at his fiancé sky, Kemar has a sexy body that draws you to him, most of all he’s a happy go lucky but a moody guy.
Kemar get the fuck down stairs
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