Klondiked

When you funnel vanilla/chocolate ice cream into your asshole and proceed to shat it out onto someone's chest.

Mary wasn't being very nice during sex so I Klondiked her.

Klondiked by Chase Rose September 21, 2018

inverse klondike 

two polar bears banging

you can't see that many inverse klondikes now global warming's happening, eh?

inverse klondike by sansnomdemontreal November 4, 2011

alaskan klondike 

putting frozen ice cream in a condom and letting it freeze to shape the condom and put it in the lucky man/woman.

I'm going to pull an Alaskan Klondike on my girlfriend tonight

alaskan klondike by Alaskan klondike July 9, 2018

Texas Klondike 

The act of taking a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

Bro you’re so gay, you’d let a homo “Texas Klondike” you.

Texas Klondike by BigD81 September 21, 2023

klondike 

A cloned lesbian child; a lesbian daughter parthenogenically produced without male sperm, employing the technique of cloning a human cell into a human egg.

Eschewing the turkey baster, Melissa and Ellen sought the services of a tissue culture laboratory to produce a klondike.

klondike by Luigi August 6, 2004

the kentucky klondike bar 

The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
Sex gross funny fucked up Kentucky Klondike bar the Kentucky Klondike bar poop

The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
Sex gross funny fucked up Kentucky Klondike bar the Kentucky Klondike bar poop
I wanted to give my partner a Kentucky Klondike Bar, but my shit took too long to freeze. So we watched the newest episode Two-and-a-Half Men instead. Because Mixology was canceled.

the kentucky klondike bar by Sacrificialsouls810 September 23, 2015

Klondike Bar 

When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.

She was like "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And i said shit on your chest and cum on it.

Klondike Bar by shittytits April 5, 2010