(Ni)Klaus Mikaelson is the Original Hybrid, also known as the hottest man alive. He was a misunderstood guy who has a great development oh and not to forget a soft spot for Caroline Forbes(-Salvatore).
by Klausfeels December 29, 2017
Most ebil gommunist/fascist (NazBol?) in the world. He wants to achieve peak socialism by outlawing meat and property ownership, and forcing people to eat bugs. He wants to kill billions of "useless eaters" through pandemics and starvation so the world is populated mostly by Asian people, as part of his Great Reset plan. He is lichrully the next Carl Marks, and no food no iPhone vuvuzela 100 trillion dead.
At least, that's what chuds believe.
Also, he never said the magic words "you will own nothing".
At least, that's what chuds believe.
Also, he never said the magic words "you will own nothing".
"When we build the post-COVID world... one of the important places to start is to ensure that the fruits of the Fourth Industrial Revolution are really shared by all."
-Honorable Chairman of the World Proletariat Forum and Comrade Klaus Schwab
-Honorable Chairman of the World Proletariat Forum and Comrade Klaus Schwab
by Built the Obamids October 05, 2022
by mushroomo May 24, 2017
December 25th is international klaus day, on which you must watch the netflix original movie klaus or else
by ThisMelonBen December 24, 2020
Klaus floride was the bassist in the dead kennedy's in 1985. his real name is geoffrey lylall. When jello decided to creat his band he was the second one in. now 16 years later dead kennedy's has reunited. but idioticly trials about jello by the rest of the band have excluded him.
by pilar March 17, 2005
by aaliyahlovestvdd February 10, 2021
Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003