One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.
loves a spoon.
loves a spoon.
Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?
oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith
oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith
by feegina December 11, 2010
Get the kirsty dimples smithmug. The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuvermug. Name given to spunk dumpsters from Birmingham. Kirsty’s averagely spend three quarters of their life on their knees and are known to be huge Star Trek fans
“Dude did you check out that Pornhub vid I sent you of that girl getting dicked by 6 guys at once? She looked like she was more airtight than a submarines hatch!”
“Yeah man! She was a right Kirsty”
“Yeah man! She was a right Kirsty”
by OuttaWangolian April 6, 2021
Get the Kirstymug. A Kirsty is someone who pretends to be a blonde, they are usually a lesbian, she is a funny person but sometimes of a hypocrite. A Kirsty is an ugly rat on the inside but a real lion on the outside.
by The imposter of 420 November 21, 2021
Get the Kirstymug. Big milf massive tits would shag. Also gives a good workout if you know what I mean. Caelan is mine, C.M is my lover.
by ZacciR January 12, 2023
Get the Kirsty Murbymug. by tequilababy August 5, 2020
Get the kirstymug. Proper Noun
A Kirsty is a Person that you go to with £20 and ask for sex (A Whore) she is self absorbed and is only concerned with self betterment at any cost. Her long dark hair smells of horse shite. By the time you meet her she'll be begging for husband two after bankrupting the first, from living beyond her means, the second man will be dumb and stupid for he'll have abandoned his real loving family after being lured in by her mermaid like traits from Grecian mythology. A Kirsty is a woman that should be avoided at all cost for your safety.
A Kirsty is a Person that you go to with £20 and ask for sex (A Whore) she is self absorbed and is only concerned with self betterment at any cost. Her long dark hair smells of horse shite. By the time you meet her she'll be begging for husband two after bankrupting the first, from living beyond her means, the second man will be dumb and stupid for he'll have abandoned his real loving family after being lured in by her mermaid like traits from Grecian mythology. A Kirsty is a woman that should be avoided at all cost for your safety.
Person A: Look at that Kirsty over there
Person B: RUN, Run as far and as fast as you can before she leaches, away all of your securities.
Person B: RUN, Run as far and as fast as you can before she leaches, away all of your securities.
by KerbySherby April 1, 2020
Get the Kirstymug.