kirsty dimples smith

One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.

loves a spoon.

Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?

oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith

by feegina December 11, 2010

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Kirsty

alrihgt what the fuck are these definitions

seriously why are y'all down bad for people named kirsty

by skit.png May 1, 2025

Kirsty

Kirsty is an amazing person in general. She has a beautiful smile and beautiful eyes. Her voice is like an angel. Not to mention that stunning personality. Solid 10/10, probably gives the best head.

*That girl Kirsty over there is so gorgeous.
-Yeah dude it's like everyone is obsessed with Kirsty.

by urmum469 November 21, 2021

Kirsty Pike

A mountain situated in the Eastern fells of the English Lake District. Kirsty Pike welcomes weary walkers to sit and rest on the summit, while offering spectacular views of other mountains. Viewed from a far Kirsty Pike is a not only a tower of strength, but is a stunning visual image of jaw dropping wonderment, sit there and gaze and let the charms of Kirsty Pike pull you in.

I sat and gazed at the beauty of Kirsty Pike, my favourite mountain of them all.

by Mountainous man December 30, 2020

Kirsty Bresnan

Kirsty Bresnan is a type of person whom is annoying and would tend to do gymnastics. She likes to complain and will try to get her way. Her only weakness is to call him/her a spoilt brat.

You are the biggest Kirsty Bresnan

by Jshshsbajnd December 3, 2019

ryan+kirstie

They are a romantic couple and theyy are the most loyal couple everr!!

I wanna have a relationship like ryan+kirstie

by Keeley russel October 10, 2018