Kimchi

A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind. A sensitive dummy who can break your bones if you mess up. Laughs without making any sounds. A rare species found near latitude 19.0760°N.

You wish you had a friend like Kimchi, too bad she is in love with a rock.

by iamtherockwhoismentioned July 10, 2022

kimchi

when something is getting really heated or intense; lit; fun

--Yo you see those 2 guys fighting over there?
-oh dang that looks a lil kimchi

— you going to the concert this weekend?
- hell yea it’s boutta be kimchi as hell

by kimchigotspicee October 31, 2017

Kimchi Kim

A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind except for a rock. A friend with a lively and annoying personality everyone wishes to have.

You wish you had a person like Kimchi Kim in your life , too bad she is taken with a rock.

by iamtherockwhoismentioned June 4, 2022

I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants

Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021

Kimchi

A whore who makes out with everyone in the party except her crush because she doesnt want to be easy. Is always shaved and isnt afraid to show it! Her ass makes everybody go crazy and she likes to put chob in it for fun! Calls people antar and always has a stekpanna.

Look a whore! It must be kimchi!

by Baraforfriends December 11, 2016

kimchi slap

Slapping a man or woman with kimchi.

* So this girl kimchi slapped me yesterday*

by Kimchilover1234 April 26, 2017

kimchi

Cabbage spiced up to make it dank
Koreans (like me) love to eat it. If you go to any korean resturant kimchi comes out with the food.

Japanese kimchi is fake. Korean kimchi is the real kimchi, and only korean kimchi tastes dank.

Note that kimchi is very spicy, and that most people from the Americas/Europe are like OH SHIT WTF after their first taste of kimchi.

kimchi is very good for your physical health, and it can also quickscope japanese fake kimchis.

by [MLG] [FaZe] xX_dANkmEMeS_xx March 4, 2017