kimchi

when something is getting really heated or intense; lit; fun

--Yo you see those 2 guys fighting over there?
-oh dang that looks a lil kimchi

— you going to the concert this weekend?
- hell yea it’s boutta be kimchi as hell

by kimchigotspicee October 31, 2017

kimchi

Cabbage spiced up to make it dank
Koreans (like me) love to eat it. If you go to any korean resturant kimchi comes out with the food.

Japanese kimchi is fake. Korean kimchi is the real kimchi, and only korean kimchi tastes dank.

Note that kimchi is very spicy, and that most people from the Americas/Europe are like OH SHIT WTF after their first taste of kimchi.

kimchi is very good for your physical health, and it can also quickscope japanese fake kimchis.

by [MLG] [FaZe] xX_dANkmEMeS_xx March 4, 2017

Kimchi car

A cheap used car that is traded between service members as they come and go from duty in South Korea.

I bought a kimchi car from a GI for $500 last year but can easily get $750 when I return to the States in a few weeks.

by Kakeman January 17, 2018

Kimchi Oppa

The stunningly attractive, smart, kind and athletic Korean male we all know and love or need in our life. Typically used by females who have caught a major case of yellow fever or are heavily into K-pop (popular Korean music).

Note: 'Oppa' means older brother in Korean and is used by females when referring to males older than themselves.

Example 1: "Wow, did you just see that hot Korean dude? He's such a Kimchi Oppa."
Example 2:

"Caitlin won't go out with me."
"Why not?"
"She's in love with a Kimchi Oppa."
"I can't blame her, those Koreans are damn attractive."

by Chimminy555 February 2, 2018

Kimchi Kumquat

A petite little asian girl. Usually from Texas.

Did you see that little kimchi kumquat walking down toward the jewelry store at the mall?

by The_JDH February 14, 2012

Kimchi-jjigae

Man with a small wobbly penis that cannot and will not do literally anything. Wobbles around like the it does in the pot

Bro look at the guy, he got a Kimchi-jjigae

by bromas_lissram December 30, 2023

Kimchi

Something that if it was invented in North America or Europe, people all around the world would agree is worse than 9/11. But, since it's Korean, Koreaboos all over the world rejoice in how somebody like 500 years ago shat in a cabbage and dyed it pinkish red.

Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.

Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.

The man who invented kimchi: Oh no! The cabbage is rotten! What will we do now!
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.

by leo123456 December 8, 2023