The Killers

The Killers are a "pop/rock" band from Vegas.

-Their singer Brandon is a sequin wearing mormon.
-Their bassist Mark looks like Jesus
-Their drummer Ronnie often looks like he is "sexing" his
drum set.
-Their guitarist Dave has a nice a**

People not only go to their concerts for music, but also for their daily a** fill.

There you go, The Killers have nice a**ess
that is, according to their "victims"
because "victims" scare the s*** out of me!

"Oh did you see Dave shake it like shakira last night at The Killers concert?"

by Brightside29 May 30, 2009

the killers

english? i don't think this bland, talentless pile of arse-gravy comes from my grey, unpleasant land. we gave the world coldplay for fucks sake, isn't that enough gobshite for you? at least the stones can still get some scantily-clad nymphos to kiss in the rain in their latest video. Form is temporary, class is permanent. even if your over 60.

the killers? arent they even more genric and dull than u2?

by roco July 31, 2008

The Killers

A horribly overrated band that a whole bunch of trendy TRL fucks like because their songs have catchy beats. However, my three-year-old cousin could pen better lyrics than those assclowns.

Somebody told me
That you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year

What the fuck is that shit?

by I'm Effin` AWESOME. June 1, 2005

killer

1.one who takes a life away

2.one who ruins an amusing moment

3.a lamer version of something

1.gangsters,assassins is a killer

2.joe-...while she chokes,it squirts out her nose!(everyone laughs)
jeff-YAH i wanna see that happen, itll be sooo cool.(everyone frowns and walks away)that guy is the killer

3.ipod>zune nuff said

by DaPhenomousVirgo March 5, 2009

the killers

An overrated, overplayed band that has only one album out--a fact that giddy girls seem to forget.

Giddy girl: "The Killers are the best band ever! I love their music! That one song is so awesome! Their so great!"

Person forced to listen to the above: "Um, sure."

by Nessa60 July 30, 2008

the killers

the killers may be a talented band, but their style sucks. its lame as hell. the killers is pansy music. sorry, you little bitches.
the killers suck
YOU KNOW ITS SAD BUT TRUE!!!!!

Person 1: i luv the killers!!!!

Person 2: shut the fuck up!!!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

the killers

A VASTLY overrated band, capitalizing on the recent Franz Ferdinand dance-rock craze (which is also vastly overrated) Music like this tends to be popular with musically retarded guys looking for "indie cred" and superficial girls trying to show that they are musically enlightened because they "like a weird new band I heard on MTV2". In actuality, they don't think it gets much better than shit like Ryan Cabrera and Maroon 5.

You can always tell who a Killers fan is by the fact that he or she can only name one Killers song (somebody told me)

by oscar wilde February 14, 2005