Keyblade

A Keyblade is a Key shaped weapon, about the size of your average sword, that is used in the game series, Kingdom Hearts. Keyblades have mysterious properties in that only certain people can wield one. Keyblades also have the ability to change forms using different Keychains. A Keyblade can be used to unlock world keyholes in the game Kingdom Hearts and it can easily defeat strange enemies such as Heartless, Unversed, and Nobodies (Nobody). A Keyblade also collects hearts for Kingdom Hearts(Object).

"We need the Keyblade to collect Hearts. Kingdom Hearts will finally be completed!"

-Xemnas "Kingdom Hearts II"

by KeybladeMasterXVIII August 18, 2010

Keyboard weed

Shake and small tiny nugs that you get when you turn your keyboard upside down and shake vigorously. This only applies to those that regularly smoke at their computers. It's easier to get than resin, and a lot faster!

Dude, I was out of cash and was dry...so I went for some keyboard weed and got a bowl of shake! Saved the day, man

by Bruk November 2, 2011

Faustus keyboard disease

A disease which causes people on Discord to type in all caps and frequently yell "AAAAAAAA"

Faustus: LIFE IS SO DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!
Yusuf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kass: Bruh why does everyone on Discord have Faustus keyboard disease lately

by notyusufr October 25, 2020

on-screen keyboard

a program that comes with your computer to take place of your keyboard when your dies. you use your mouse to click on the letters you want to type.

on-screen keyboard helped me when my regular keyboard broke

by veggieness April 5, 2005

keyboardmash

Keyboardmash (ing) is a style of typing employed by the larger public, it is equivalent to the result of most people opening their mouths. To keyboard mash you simply hit random keys in rapid succesion.

*dffgoih 34487gh 458uyh efgoihbdffo iuhb g0987h ervgihbqe78hffpiug h0qe9riurth iu*

Keyboardmash (ed)

by D00m_l0rd May 24, 2008

Keybagging

adjective - to type incoherently, or in such a manner as to have implied typing via teabagging the keyboard or typing while receiving oral sex.

Duke used slang, l33tspeak, and atrocious spelling in such a combination as to make us suspect that he was simply keybagging his posts.

by darianknight September 25, 2009

keyboard extrovert

one who is gregarious, funny and extroverted while on the 'net but is otherwise shy in person.

Daklute was excited to meet oprice due to their long internet friendship, but he feared he may be a keyboard extrovert and that the actual meeting would be awkward.

by daklute November 4, 2009