Flatmate: Kev, we’ve run out of milk
Kev: Don’t worry, I’ll flog some from work!
Flatemate: Pulling “A Milky Kev” I see!
Kev: Don’t worry, I’ll flog some from work!
Flatemate: Pulling “A Milky Kev” I see!
by Gurriffic May 19, 2021
'Your opinion doesn't is irrelevant to me'
by l3l? February 12, 2014
An act of semi-rape. Named after the man who first performed this action on New Years Day. To be "Kev Kaned" is to be fingered whilst heavily drunk, objecting to it but because you're so drunk you are vunerable and just leave it.
Person 1: Holy s**t, did you hear what happened to Jessica?
Person 2: OMG what????
Person 1: She was Kev Kaned at the weekend!
Person 2: F**king hell.
Person 2: OMG what????
Person 1: She was Kev Kaned at the weekend!
Person 2: F**king hell.
by Yo mama is so fat LULZ February 3, 2008
by Potteratthedisco March 30, 2016
Every generation has its kev car. in the 80's it was the mk2 escort, then the nova, corsa, saxo and now thanks to the influence of the film "the fast and the furious" (or "to daft to be serious" as I like to call it) it seems to be the Honda civic.
Almost always D.I.Y modified deathtraps driven by retards.
Almost always D.I.Y modified deathtraps driven by retards.
A kid i was at college with had a kev car that he had to drive with the bonnet proped open to stop the engine overheating. He changed the engine from a 1.1 to a 2Ltr but didn't have enough room to change the radiator....Fucktard!!!
by MrFlibble December 20, 2006
by danumm December 10, 2013
by CTdat November 24, 2021