A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
by Cake of Carrots February 5, 2010
Get the kamon mug.The epitome of cool. Often used to denote someone whose very understanding and an overall nice person. Will do anything for a friend.
Loved by the opposite sex.
Loved by the opposite sex.
by IAMKLOOT September 29, 2007
Get the karan mug.Kaon is a caring friend, one who knows when something is on, HOWEVER if you anger him he will use all his might to destroy you physically and Verbally
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Extremely focused, can confuse any person. Body 80% filled with Sarcasm. Also known as BBJ.
Extremely focused, can confuse any person. Body 80% filled with Sarcasm. Also known as BBJ.
by I'am'Shiva96 May 29, 2017
Get the karan bagla mug.Kamoni is a beautiful dark skin thang. She is the BEST dancer ever and will become famous in her future. She is also Sexy, kind, fun loving, friendly, smart, attractive, loud(sometimes),athletic (wen she wanna be),Wifey material and all around a fun person to be around. She’s a very good friend and natural care taker. Every body get y’all some KAMONI.!!
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