Kansas 

If you like very noisy compared to a large city, But everywhere. Cheap built homes and apartments and lack of law enforcement then this is the place for you. Otherwise enjoy everything else Kansas has to offer.

Bob: Hey lest move to kansas.
Debbie: sure its cheap and affordable
Bob: ya and can pimp my truck and blast my subs without any harrassment.
Debbie: sure Bob we can wake the neighbors 24/7 and the walls are thin and cheap.
Bob: nothing wrong wit that!!

Kansas by BubbaRonaldCharles June 24, 2010

kansas 

so so so so sexy of a male

damn he is a kansas

kansas by DreamCatcher43 February 24, 2017

Kansas 

Ope

“Kansas people have their own language. All they say is ope”

Kansas by Just another Kansan May 30, 2018

Kansas 

nowhere

Person: Where are you from?
Kansan: Kansas
Person: Uh where? Is that in the US?

Kansas by blue771 October 26, 2018

Kansas 

Just like Paris Hilton: Flat, White and Easy to Enter

Guy1: Have you heard of Kansas?
Guy2: You mean Paris Hilton? They are both flat, white and easy to enter!

Kansas by fakename06 January 4, 2019

kansas 

a tornada highway with winds fasta then mah sneeze from mah alergens that be maken mah sneeze

yo this kansas wether beh meaken mah sneeze

kansas by yoyoyo its noobmaster69 August 6, 2019

Kansas 

a person who LOVES tacos! and chicken nuggets
I mean who doesn't but this girl is my friend, she's my little weirdo

Kansas, not Arkansas

Kansas by chinesepancakes November 21, 2019