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A Kaliaha is that girl—the kind who doesn’t chase, but somehow always wins. She’ll roast you, then laugh in a way that makes you forget why you were blushing in the first place. Brains, beauty, banter? Check, check, dangerously check. A Kaliaha can make your playlist hit harder, your standards go higher, and your knees… weaker.
Warning: Once you’ve met a Kaliaha, nobody else quite compares. May cause excessive daydreaming, late-night blushing, and spontaneous smiling. Not for the faint of heart. But you’ll fall anyway.
Recommendations: Approach with caution… and flowers.
A Kaliaha is that girl—the kind who doesn’t chase, but somehow always wins. She’ll roast you, then laugh in a way that makes you forget why you were blushing in the first place. Brains, beauty, banter? Check, check, dangerously check. A Kaliaha can make your playlist hit harder, your standards go higher, and your knees… weaker.
Warning: Once you’ve met a Kaliaha, nobody else quite compares. May cause excessive daydreaming, late-night blushing, and spontaneous smiling. Not for the faint of heart. But you’ll fall anyway.
Recommendations: Approach with caution… and flowers.
1. She wasn’t just beautiful—she was Kaliaha beautiful.
2. Texting her feels like winning the lottery. In slow motion. With butterflies.
3. “Why are you smiling at your phone?” “Because Kaliaha said good morning.”
4. If elegance and mischief had a favorite person, it’d be Kaliaha.
5. They say nobody’s perfect, but that’s only because they haven’t met Kaliaha.
6. I met a Kaliaha once, and ever since I’ve started writing poetry even I can’t read out loud.
2. Texting her feels like winning the lottery. In slow motion. With butterflies.
3. “Why are you smiling at your phone?” “Because Kaliaha said good morning.”
4. If elegance and mischief had a favorite person, it’d be Kaliaha.
5. They say nobody’s perfect, but that’s only because they haven’t met Kaliaha.
6. I met a Kaliaha once, and ever since I’ve started writing poetry even I can’t read out loud.
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by Aseeely Kuliphoo(Asil Khalifa) March 16, 2021
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Friend: "I'm booking the flight tickets for our vacation. Do you want to take a look at this?"
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
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