Klansplaining

1. The position taken to deny free inquiry into possibly difficult to accept ideas challenging the status of ones privilege

2. the defense of otherism based on antiquated demonstrably false premise

Tucker Carlson talking about critical race theory is total klansplaining
-Vicat

by Catahoulahowl July 22, 2021

Klassenschranken

The act of putting Dorla or any weird person in the class closet, also known better as Klassenschrank. This can be done as a punishment or as an act of boredom.

Klassenschranken is an old tradition, you may only do it if you are mighty of it.

Dialogue (German with English Translation):
A: OMG Du bist so ein Dorla, ey! Ich klassenschranke dich jetzt!! (OMG youre such a Dorla, i will klassenschrank you now, dude!)
B: Nein bitte nicht (No please dont)
A: HEHEHEHA (HEHEHEHA)
B: *from in the Klassenschrank* LASS MICH RAUS (LET ME OUT)
A: Nein. (No.)

by Chimkn May 24, 2022

King Kong Klash

When a 7 ft naked man covered in hair gets in a fight with a Boeing 747 on top of the empire state building.

Hey, that guy looks like he's gonna pull a King Kong Klash later.

by dankeykang69 November 2, 2021

klappa

An emote that can be used in Twitch chat, denoted by the Kappa face and two clapping hands. It is usually meant to symbolize some sort of sarcastic congratulations

Wow, he beat the first boss after 50 tries, welcome to level 2 (klappa)

by Ss3k May 24, 2016

Klassy

The opposite meaning of the word classy. Mostly used on social media websites where people try to impress their peers and brag about looking wealthy or classy, but in fact leaves the opposite impression.

"Got Andre champagne on deck!!".... klassy

"Got me a new Ralph Lauren polo on clearance".... klassy

"Spent my whole paycheck on a pair of True Religion jeans. Swag!".... Klassy, have fun eating dog food and not paying rent.

Guy 1: Did you see Scott's new jordan shoes he payed $225 for?
Me: Yeah. I also saw him walking around at the party with a klassy bottle of Burnett's vodka.

by jsamp01 October 8, 2012

kaspbrough

One of the best ships from Stephen King's "IT" featuring Eddie Kaspbrak and Bill Denbrough. Eddie looked up to Bill in his youth and most definitely had a crush on him before they met Richie.

Nev: You ever heard of Kaspbrough?
Bev: You mean the best IT ship? Totally!

by gaygayagyagyay December 8, 2019

kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021