Kindergartener

A 4 or 5 year old child in Elementary school who is a trend hopper, and ''Likes and watches anime''. And pretend to be Japanese.

OMGG TODOWOKI SOOOO CUTTE SOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIII - Emily ( Quikryy totally not a Kindergartener )

by Super Idol Chicken Noodle Soup December 15, 2021

Kindergartener

A person who goes to Kindergarten, typically a 5 or 6-year-old.

Max is a kindergartener.

by Koria Cousley December 30, 2022

Katie Kindergartner

Katie Kindergartner is a grade 7 student who acts like a kindergartner.

I hate Katie Kindergartner

by Bing Bing Bitchng Bing Bitch August 24, 2020

Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners

When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'

Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".

by Gazcap October 30, 2022

tindergarten

When you set your filters on Tinder to find matches who are under the age of 20.

Dude! How old is she? Have you set your filters to Tindergarten? you pedo.

- Priti Birbal : 2016

by Lmao lomg May 24, 2016

The Kindergartner

1. Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.

2. It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon

"Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner"

by genegine January 2, 2008

Kidnergarden

Place were David studied kindergarden

" You must be in Kidnergarden "

by ;) November 30, 2004