Keenan

He is a cool, funny and good person.

Hi Keenan you da man

by Moonwatcher7772 April 17, 2019

Keenen

Is the perfect man and a sexy being in general. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to abandon their boyfriends. Talented with girls, music, and owns in every game he plays. Strong like ox. Always competitive, and never loses what he competes in. He is considered to be the "ladies man" and GOD

Keenen: hey
Hot chick: omg you're so amazing
Keenen:yeah I know.
Hot chick:wanna make out
Keenen: you know it

by ~~JT~~ June 11, 2009

Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.

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by joe April 1, 2004

Keenan Grawe

a.k.a. Spam Jelly

Keenan is this really funny, kinda funny looking (in a sexy way) kid who does stuff like steal cookies with his bones.

Look, children! It's Keenan Grawe.

by a pseudonym. haha i'm so crever. October 30, 2004

Keenhole

(v.) To copulate with a person by way of a large gauge in his or her earlobe. Mostly performed by homosexuals with body modifications, this hobby is also enjoyed by heterosexual couples.

(n.) The act or fetish of penetrating a person's earlobe piercing hole with one's penis.

By you asking how I could be attracted to someone with large ear gauges, I can tell that you're a man that has never keenholed someone.

by deathofsanity August 7, 2010

Keeno

An individual who expresses an unusual eagerness or enthusiasm to perform an action or task, usually considered undesirable.

The opposite of an ambivalent person.

Yeah man, what a keeno!

You're being such a keeno today!

by Chris_Mac December 1, 2010

Keen for a bum?

Phrase used largely in the UK male homosexual community to enquire as to ones willingness to engage in anal sex.

Look, let's just cut to the chase, are you wasting my time or are you keen for a bum?

by FlyingRobotDog April 3, 2010