Keegan is a menace to society. He is this dumb blond, thinks the world revolves around him and never gets anyone's jokes. No one actually likes him but he thinks they do. He goes after girl's and they hate him. Everyone thinks he's stupid.
Ew, it's Keegan
by abzor January 4, 2019

by IPIMpedyourmom March 10, 2021

by emoemo123 November 19, 2009

A keegan tries extremely hard to include to impress people, completely clueless that everyone hates them.
Person 1: "Hey, should I get that popular kid a birthday present?"
Person 2: "Why? He hates you"
Person 1: "No way, we're so tight"
Person 2: "Don't be such a keegan"
Person 2: "Why? He hates you"
Person 1: "No way, we're so tight"
Person 2: "Don't be such a keegan"
by Bananajump76 June 2, 2013

by Ur best guy friend :) October 23, 2008

A guy who really can be your friend. However, he annoys people too, with his lame yo mama jokes. He listens to a lot of rap music, especially Tyler, the Creator.
by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020
