Keegan

Keegan is a menace to society. He is this dumb blond, thinks the world revolves around him and never gets anyone's jokes. No one actually likes him but he thinks they do. He goes after girl's and they hate him. Everyone thinks he's stupid.

Ew, it's Keegan

by abzor January 4, 2019

Keegan

Even though he deep throats corn dogs he is still a funny guy.

My guy Keegan is busy deep throating a corn dog while playing GTA online.

by IPIMpedyourmom March 10, 2021

Keegan

a super awesome GIRL

hella sexy
uber funny
all around great

"Let's go hang with Keegan tonight, shes the shit"

by emoemo123 November 19, 2009

Keegan

A keegan tries extremely hard to include to impress people, completely clueless that everyone hates them.

Person 1: "Hey, should I get that popular kid a birthday present?"
Person 2: "Why? He hates you"
Person 1: "No way, we're so tight"
Person 2: "Don't be such a keegan"

by Bananajump76 June 2, 2013

keegan

A person who smokes drugs and drinks and cannot run from the cops

I have to go drag keegan out of jail

Keegan cannot run when drunk

by Ur best guy friend :) October 23, 2008

Keegan

A shmeat head who sucks dick for a living

Keegan got a shmeat.

by Ben Sneed December 1, 2017

Keegan

A guy who really can be your friend. However, he annoys people too, with his lame yo mama jokes. He listens to a lot of rap music, especially Tyler, the Creator.

Me: Keegan, what are you doing?

Keegan: Yo mama.

by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020