Mario Kart pissed

1. A notably sever and predictable reaction to various exchanges and interactions between gamers and the popular Nintendo 64 game ‘Mario Kart'; where cursing, racial slurs and ‘chucking’ of controllers are often and uncontrollably used as the body’s natural, emergency means to alleviate stress buildup as well as the swelling of blood vessels in the neck/face/head. Side effects can include loss of friendships, bleeding from the eyes, broken toes and in severe cases, ‘sharting’.

2. A similar level of rage caused by any situation.

"What's up with Dallas? I've never seen him so angry."

"Yeah, he's Mario Kart pissed."

by ActionRick May 1, 2010

Mario Kart

A drunk college student's favorite pastime.

Aww fuck...I'm drunk, it's 1AM. Let's play Mario Kart.

by fdsgwerfg January 2, 2009

vagina kart wii

Vagina kart Wii is played by a girl shoving a Wii remote up her pussy and bending her body in order for the controller to move inside the pussy, allowing the noob female gamer to control the movements in the game. Before this is done the 2, or accelerate button is duct taped down on the Wii remote to ensure that their character is still moving. This could also be played with the Wii remote inside the anus.

This hardcore Japanese chick told me how to play vagina kart Wii the other day, it was intense. She says she still pwns in Mario kart while experiencing an orgasm.

by KidWhoLags69 January 16, 2014

Mario Kart Fart

When you have multiple consecutive farts in the same pattern as the starting sequence of a Mario Kart race.

John: pft pfft pfft PFFFFTTTTTTTT!

Jake: "Dude that was a sick nasty Mario Kart fart!"

by racer010 March 20, 2010

Mario Kart Wii

A video game that works on the Wii (obviously). It's all about racing and battling each other with Wii Wheels (sold seperately)

I beat my sister at Mario Kart Wii (whoohoo!)

by MaryEmma July 29, 2010

playing Mario Kart

code word for making out when you don't want all persons listening to know.

Bob: Where did Sally and Luke go?
Jane: Oh, they're just downstairs playing Mario Kart.

by ima4nspy August 5, 2006

Go-Kart

When a man is driving his car and leans his seat back to approx. 180 degrees; lying on his back (naked) and keeping his foot pressured on the gas pedal. His wife, or partner unbuckles herself from the passenger seat, gets naked, hops into the drivers seat and mounts her partners cock with her back to his face. She steers, and honks the horn while riding him (and shifting if in a standard). As he is about to blow it, she shifts into neutral, and he revs the engine. This provides pleasure for both the male and the female, and provides a safe way to get a bone in when you are in a hurry. This is also a great way to pass time on long road trips, for example on a cross country excursion when you are treking through the corn fields of the Mid-West, and you have been driving for days on end-- just roll down all the windows, crank some tunes, and take the Go-Kart for a spin. Generally this works best in a sedan and is an excellent replacement to the road-head. This can also be called a 'submarine' if the women sticks her head out of the sun-roof for visibility.

"Yo Billy, I saw you and Trisha go-karting down West Street last night."

"Honey, we have 110 miles left until Iowa. Let's take the go-kart for a quick spin."

"Sue and I have been working on our submarine for weeks now, and we're pretty confident we can beat Eric and Claire's go-kart on the quarter-mile this weekend.

by Keene Runners July 1, 2007