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Junging

wanking aggressively until you cum then as you cum try and catch your own cum in you mouth 👅💦
Hi Greg have you tried this new game junging saves the mess and stickyness no need to use your socks now mate
by Mike pretty December 13, 2016
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Janking off

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.
Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off
by Ron McDon February 28, 2019
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Text juking

Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.
Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
by Tess Tickular March 9, 2021
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Janking Off

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.
I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...
by rock11 May 26, 2006
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Junkin Fuckyard

A play on words "fuckin junkyard". Means a messy, cluttered, garbage filled dump area like a yard, room or any other dirty, messy area.
That trailer court looks like a junkin fuckyard.
by ParValue December 25, 2011
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juking

the word is called juking not hihp fucking trust me i know im at a pro in participating in it.
when a thick girl dancing you walk behind her grab her hips pull her close and she gone start juking you. That's dance on you with her ass. everyman enjoys it and this is another way for girls to see what you packing with so you guys with extra small penis this dance is not for you unless you wanna get treated.
by AKLJ July 8, 2007
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JUKING

by sexy_supastar July 26, 2008
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