A coffee enema administered/received for strictly sexual purposes.
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by SuperDuperScooby December 8, 2018
Get the Juan Carlos mug.JUNDRE the Potch King is an urban legend first described and mentioned in early 2021 in Potch.
Who is JUNDRE the Potch King? He is a normal man by day. Work, studies, or invading other countries it's not formally known what JUNDRE the Potch King does during the day however at night things are far more interesting and why the legend has become so mainstream. it's said JUNDRE the Potch King once fingered an entire Hostile in 1 night while out drinking with his girlfriend.
Why is he so important in today's society?
Well, he brings hope and joy to many young and old. He adds certain masculinity to our strong Heritage
I leave you with a quote that is whispered and shouted across potch
Juandre The Potch King Once said, "Tonight I am gonna put the STD in STUD all I need is U?"
Who is JUNDRE the Potch King? He is a normal man by day. Work, studies, or invading other countries it's not formally known what JUNDRE the Potch King does during the day however at night things are far more interesting and why the legend has become so mainstream. it's said JUNDRE the Potch King once fingered an entire Hostile in 1 night while out drinking with his girlfriend.
Why is he so important in today's society?
Well, he brings hope and joy to many young and old. He adds certain masculinity to our strong Heritage
I leave you with a quote that is whispered and shouted across potch
Juandre The Potch King Once said, "Tonight I am gonna put the STD in STUD all I need is U?"
Tonight I will slay like Junadre The Potch King
I am gonna eat this Meal like Juandre The Potch King once ate.....
"Nah Dude I am not allowed in that area I am somewhat of a Junadre The Potch King "
I am gonna eat this Meal like Juandre The Potch King once ate.....
"Nah Dude I am not allowed in that area I am somewhat of a Junadre The Potch King "
by Descendent of JuandreThePKing April 22, 2021
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by amogusamoguseverywhere June 15, 2021
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Warm, insightful and truly wonderful. He might seem strange to begin with, but when you get to know him better you will find that no aquantaince has ever been so worth your while.
by Julle February 6, 2010
Get the Juan Carlos mug.A guy who is one of the best lovers and kissers to there beautiful girlfriend/wife. Tons of girls think he is cute and so sexy but he only deals with one of the sexiest girls he finds. He will treat any girl perfect and will die for them. Also he is very athletic when it comes to sports. Big Daddy some calls him.
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