I was humpin my wife and i accidentally did a juicebox that ho, so than she had to hire a contractor to fix the damages cause my ho be juicein my dick. i like trees.
by Nononoyesna February 19, 2008
It's when a chick stands over you and pisses in your mouth then sticks a tiny straw in your salt-rimmed mouth and drinks it all before saying "Jamaican me crazy!"
by Uncle Fern August 11, 2018
Brought to international recognition by the endeavors of Harvey Birdman (Attorney-At-Law), the phrase is used dismissively to interrupt a drawn-out answer to a question the speaker makes one wish they had never asked in the first place.
Harvey: Tell me, does Race have any... new buddies?
Johnny Quest: I DID see him talking to Doctor Zin the other day...
Hadji: Oh! Dr Zin is doctor quest's arch enemy! AndanyenemyofDoctorQuestisanenemyofminebecauseioweDoctorQuestverymuchbigtime.
Harvey: ... Drink your juicebox.
*slurp*
Johnny Quest: I DID see him talking to Doctor Zin the other day...
Hadji: Oh! Dr Zin is doctor quest's arch enemy! AndanyenemyofDoctorQuestisanenemyofminebecauseioweDoctorQuestverymuchbigtime.
Harvey: ... Drink your juicebox.
*slurp*
by kr0rk August 11, 2010
Person 1: Dude Emmie has a uti.
Person 2: How'd that happen?
Person 1: I gave her an Alvin's Hot Juicebox
Person 2: How'd that happen?
Person 1: I gave her an Alvin's Hot Juicebox
by Wildburr February 22, 2016
the act of inserting the straw of a juice box up a woman's anus or vagina and squeezing, sending delicious grape juice up into the cavity, stimulating the woman. Ideally a second woman would lick the juice, from the woman or "juice box".
by Insipid Bullfrog December 23, 2009
by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt October 19, 2018
Eliott "GOTEEEM
Me "Thank Yor Titties In A JuiceBox Eliott"
Me "Thank Yor Titties In A JuiceBox Eliott"
by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt October 19, 2018