JOTAriffictacular

adv. or adj.
1. a term for something that is great to the umpteenth degree
2. something too great for explanation

from the word JOTA in the sense of greatness

that JOTA was JOTAriffictacular

by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005

bammy jastard

One who is deservedly unlucky.

"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"

by Goodzilla April 23, 2014

jotaro

The Act Of Being An Absolute (Albeit Passive Aggressive) Asshole

"Dude, you're being a fucking Jotaro," DeeDee stomped on Spencer's toes and watched him cry in glee

by cockgroin November 8, 2014

Jtard

A person who is obsessed with the Japanese culture, even though they are not Japanese in any way.

"I love to write in Kanji So much!"
"Dude your such a Jtard."

by xNightshadex April 7, 2009

Jetarian

A baseball swing that is pulled "inside", either inside left or outside left, depending on the batter's position, that causes balls to travel far with velocity and typically to the opposite side of the field, named after Derek Jeter's signature swing.

Jeter's classic Jetarian swing pulled that ball into the opposite field for a stand-up double.

by foxthechicken July 5, 2012

justarandomwhiteguy

Justarandomwhiteguy is a rare subspecies of human. They are typically tall and occasionally decent looking men. They also can be found in random ddlg servers and are typically accompanied by pink haired women, short angry white men, and sometimes you can find a tall hairy mexican along with them.

They normally have glasses, and tend to be stoners. Here's how to take care of your randomwhiteguy:

1. Feed it, it might eat you if you don't. (It prefers Cheesecake, but it must be from Texas.)
2. Give it small asian women to satisfy it's sexual prowl.
3. Give it weed, so that it remains calm.
4. DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE ALLOW THE FOLLOWING SITUATION TO HAPPEN TO YOUR RANDOMWHITEGUY.

*Allow a 16 year old to say she is 20 and then ghost him*

**Randomwhiteguy will become depressed**

Oh Alex? He's justarandomwhiteguy!

by d;ldmas';dkfa'sfkas';dfkas'fka August 16, 2018

Jatareona

A very sweet, loving, and caring person. She thinks she is ugly but she is very gorgeous. Falls in love very easily. She is an amazing friend and will stick with u through thick and thin. When in love it’s hard for her to tell that person she hides from what she really wants but will still hint at it from time to time. An amazing best friend and girlfriend. Overall someone that you should never let go of and love forever.

Gorgeous best friend Jatareona

by Oterrion May 31, 2019