A charming man of renowned taste. Usually can be spotted sporting a rather classy hat, he got for a bargain. Just don't ask him how he obtained the hat....or you will hear the whole story(you don't want that). This man is a drug abuser. But only for a specific kind of drug, and that is cheese and tea. He will try to get you to abuse those substances as well if you aren't cautious.
And while all of this might seem like a lot, he is one of the funniest guys you could know(Especially at 11 PM). He always has half-way decent book suggestions and is ready to craft a 1AC in a minute. He is a beast at the ukelele and has creepy fingernails. But, he sends the best goodnight texts in the world;) While this sounds lovely, you must personally weigh the advantages and disadvantages of this friendship. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
And while all of this might seem like a lot, he is one of the funniest guys you could know(Especially at 11 PM). He always has half-way decent book suggestions and is ready to craft a 1AC in a minute. He is a beast at the ukelele and has creepy fingernails. But, he sends the best goodnight texts in the world;) While this sounds lovely, you must personally weigh the advantages and disadvantages of this friendship. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
"If your neighbor, Josiah, came over from building his nuclear weapon and says "hey this is for you" what would you do?"
by Jjshdbne February 22, 2020
A nigga that fucks w a lot of bitches even at once. He breaks girls hearts whether he means to or not but he's hot af so their okay with he's a major level 1 fuckboy and tends to have sweet look on his face and a very positive image and rep but always has a motive. Only girl he treats good is his mom and Josiah's tend to love basketball and football their very funny and lowkey a dick. Don't get yourself a Josiah.
New girl: "Who's that?"
Friend: "Oh no that's Josiah you don't wanna fuck with him if heartbreak was a person it would be him"
Friend: "Oh no that's Josiah you don't wanna fuck with him if heartbreak was a person it would be him"
by jasmineloveoxox December 23, 2017
Pasta noodle arms,tall but cant do shit with it, most comparable to a skeleton. Thinks hes a good fighter but doesnt weigh over 110
by I hate josiah’s September 29, 2020
I don't being Josiah
"Dorian loves me" - Josiah
"I am Josiah's favorite friend" - Christian
"I fucking hate Christian but Dorian is my asshole" - Josiah
"Dorian loves me" - Josiah
"I am Josiah's favorite friend" - Christian
"I fucking hate Christian but Dorian is my asshole" - Josiah
by fortnitesucks13 May 02, 2023
A person who is brutally honest even if it hurts, kind-ish, smart, a scholar, and the prettiest person in the world. like beyonće is nothing compared to her. she has amazing vocals and can sing extremely well. like she can sing better than Whitney Houston & Beyonće. She always makes u laugh and she always has your back. shes brave and doesn't give a f***k about what anybody says. talented.just talented. full of surprises (in a good way) helps u out in school and is the best friend/ sister u could ever ask for. doesn't care about being popular. she cares about her REAL friends. loyal asf.
Girl #1: YO, who's that
Girl #2: that's Josiah, shes the best
Girl #1: imma get me a Josiah
Girl #2: nahhh, u cant, she's one of a kind
Girl #2: that's Josiah, shes the best
Girl #1: imma get me a Josiah
Girl #2: nahhh, u cant, she's one of a kind
by CurlyHeadSerena August 04, 2019
A typical douchebag and retard, a really big loserand he never swears because he is a good chrisitian boy
by sad.- November 28, 2019