Brain Jogging

A politically correct term for sending your kid to a psychologist rather than enforce a little good ole' fashioned discipline. Common among lazy middle to upper class american suburban house holds that make too much money to give a damn about their kids.

Tyler's mom sends him to brain jogging every day after school because he has anger issues and mom has tennis lessons at the club until dad comes home.

by tj0159ga October 6, 2009

Joogin'

A verb used to describe a person who is moving quickly with severe intent toward a known destination with great effort. Could be walking quickly, running, skateboarding, driving, etc.

That nigga bobby joogin' to the welfare office to get dem food stamps .

by MrMomoitin February 1, 2017

vertical jogging

Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.

Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.

by Bill the Cat May 15, 2008

jorging

Slapping with the back of your fingers of your one hand, onto the palm of your other hand. Making a slapping sound, meaning "money", cash, dough, green. Named after the hand signs of Mr. Capurro.

- M: hey, i heard about this new job, are you interested?
- J: (while slapping hands, thus "jorging").. how much man?

by m1ke February 11, 2007

Jogging Clogging

Recieving oral sex while jogging.

"Me and Julie went for a run the other day, but ended with a bit of jogging clogging!"

by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010

joggingbroekaddy

A person named Addy who's always wearing sweatpants.

hey joggingbroekaddy.

by pimmie September 29, 2011

Jonging

Threatening someone with something that cannot be carried through with

Kim Jong can't even fire his nulear weapons far enough to hit the U.S.

John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.

by sarah gold April 5, 2013