jonk

(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge

ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk

by $walot January 18, 2022

Jonks

Dick

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.

by LouiluvK May 22, 2022

Jonk

jonky mcjonkness. this is when you type jonk in urban dictionary.

"Im jonking"

by anonydeclan April 22, 2024

Jonking

Beating it under the influence

She (or he) left me last night so I ended up jonking it

by Jorkmaster March 30, 2025

Jonk

it’ll sort out different strands of proteins and nucleotides to figure out how similar they are

What your learning? That’s Jonk for you.

by 1838;88384; January 16, 2024