border jockey

Is a wetback that sneaks in to the US, gets drunk in some dive, gets busted during a raid, returned to Mexishithole and sneaks back in again

That Rosario is a real fucking border jockey.

by R Vasq December 15, 2008

Desk Jockey

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.

Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!

by Kev23 September 11, 2005

jokey

Noun, Adj. The feeling of lightheartedness and finding humor in anything and everything; making almost no serious statements in a conversation, joking constantly. Often used to describe one's mood. Can also be used when someone is trying to be humous at an innapropriate time.

Originated with the Smurfs. Jokey Smurf is best known for giving explosive gifts, and laughing at everything, funny or not, often to the chgrin of Brainy.

I always feel kinda jokey after a few drinks.

or

This is a funeral, don't be so jokey!

or (as an adjective)

Look at this jokey motherfucker.

by Adam S. June 21, 2005

Disc-jockey

A disc jockey (also known as DJ or deejay) is a person who selects and plays recorded music for an audience

Oh man!, You are an excellent Disc-Jockey.

by EDBEMICA January 19, 2009

boner jockey

one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.

that shantell is such a boner jockey.

jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey

imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.

by Valley's Own April 24, 2011

Condom Jockey

The act of a frat boy poking holes in a strip of condoms ( to show how many women's lives he can ruin ), Then chugging a beer while Nutting into a pineapple

THAT Condom Jockey LAST NIGHT WAS WILD!!

by HighThinker42○ January 24, 2021

scoot jockey

A rider of motorcycles. Used heavily in the film Mad Max to describe the biker gang.

He's a twisto bikey, a scoot jockey.

by Veinsand Asquirt November 26, 2007