jonathan ruggles

A boy with cheese color hair, that is very clumsy

That boy is like the Jonathan Ruggles

by CDH69 January 16, 2018

jonathan hedman

jonathan hedman is a really nice guy. He is often seen stoned or taking hits of his minifit ( vape or juul). He will laugh at all your jokes or even just to fill a silence. He is extremely funny and will leave you in a fit of laughter. He is an incredibly good kisser. When hes not playing cs, fortnite or grounded, you will see him on his scooter.

person 1: " have you seen, Jonathan Hedman lately?"
person 2:"yeah, i saw him on his scooter with his juul yesterday."
person 1:"really? im surprised he wasnt high."
person 2:"me too."

by samisawesomexd February 24, 2019

double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009

Double jointed pussy

What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.

Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.

by 23coxsucker December 25, 2019

The Joint

Noun - The Prison. In some cases may be Jail but usually refers to "doing hard time".

He's been in the joint for 20 years.

by Kuerno May 30, 2008

Jimmy Joint

A joint smoked while watching Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

"Dude, gotta have my Jimmy Joint!"

"Pass the Jimmy joint!"

by Todd Phooz September 29, 2011

joint

A. Marijuana cigarette
B. where two seperate peices of material are bonded together
C. Portions of the anatomy that can move
D. A building or other place
E. Prison or Jail
F. A song esp. rap

My stupid pot head friend was driving off from this joint and he had that new joint by fiddy cent playing on the radio when the cops got behind. He gat pulled over at that joint where they sell cheesburgers and got searched. The cops found a joint in the car, but he says if he had known a joint was in the car he would have already smoked it. They threw his ass in the joint and now he spends all day cutting dovetail joints for some whach ass cabinets they're making for city hall's new cafeteria. Well he got sloppy with the equipment one day and cut his hand off at the wrist joint.

by fat sammy davis jr. March 21, 2007