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Jonathon

He's a legend with a huge penis, his choise of water bottles is questionable but he's much better than Lewis at hitting a fat one tap. He's no stranger to pulling his friends mum's, HE IS JUST A LEGEND #shazza
Sandra: "Jonathon has a huge penis and is sick at cod"
by Jonathon Big PP November 5, 2019
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Jonathon

he is a nice ass boy who is hot as fuck. he's cute and all the girls will like him. he will date only one of them when he does all the other girls will get mad.
ALL THE GIRLS: oh, Jonathon is sooo cute, i want to just crawl over him like crazy
by Jonathons Hoes November 11, 2019
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Jonathon

Jonathon loves AFL and he is very fucking skinny. He is white like a vampire and is super bloody tall. How does anyone get so tall *crying emoji insert here*

He's also gay ;)
"Bro that guy is sooooo skinny and tall!"
"Yea.. He must be a Jonathon"
by Yournanisyadad November 8, 2022
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Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.
Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...
by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023
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Jonathon Philips

A good person and would be there whenever the problem. The best person that I've seen. When meeting a girl, he sometimes gets angry
by Lilypug123 September 27, 2020
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Jonathon

The true Jonathon
Subscribe to Jonathon's Paper SML Channel on YouTube. So Yeah
by An Astronomer February 27, 2023
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Jonathon Atkinson

Jonathon Atkinson is overall a pretty cool guy. Rather large nose, mildly gay, but is in relationship with a girl so nobody knows truly. Overall a good friend.
Man, Jonathon Atkinson is a real one isn’t he.
by Amongle_4 May 25, 2024
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