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Why did the salamander go to Hollywood?
To make newt movies!
Did you hear the one about the New York Jets cocktail?
Two of them, and you forget what Joe Namath.
Why did the veterinarian prescribe birth-control pills for dogs?
It’s part of an anti-litter campaign.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
On what grounds did the police arrest the devil?
They got him on possession.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
What did one fish in a tank say to the other fish in the tank?
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
What do rich people say when they tickle babies?
“Gucci, Gucci, goo.”
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one … but it takes a whole lot of lightbulbs.
person 2: dude.. stop being so jokey.
Why did the salamander go to Hollywood?
To make newt movies!
Did you hear the one about the New York Jets cocktail?
Two of them, and you forget what Joe Namath.
Why did the veterinarian prescribe birth-control pills for dogs?
It’s part of an anti-litter campaign.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
On what grounds did the police arrest the devil?
They got him on possession.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
What did one fish in a tank say to the other fish in the tank?
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
What do rich people say when they tickle babies?
“Gucci, Gucci, goo.”
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one … but it takes a whole lot of lightbulbs.
person 2: dude.. stop being so jokey.
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Get the Basement jokey mug.Anything that was formally innocent and fun that's become obscene and absurd due to woke ideology. Origin: from the song and dance, Hokey Pokey. Woke version: You stick your pronouns in, you stick your penis out, you cut it off, then you start to scream and shout. You do the Wokey Jokey and turn yourself into girl, that's what it's all about!
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