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jobless jon

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.
Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon
by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022
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Smokey Joes

The best soccer team in New Zealand and possibly the world. Made up of some of the worlds best soccer players such as Thomas Hunt.
person1 "hey do you know the score of the Smokey Joes match?"
person2 "yeh they won like 10 nill"
Person1 "man they must of played bad"
by Tomukani June 14, 2011
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That'll happen on those bigger jobs

A term commonly used in the poorer sections of the United States to describe a regretfull or horrible incident. Usually said by someone wearing Pit Vipers and working a trade job.
Did you hear that ol'Bob got caught in the fishing trap and drowned? I guess that'll happen on those bigger jobs.
by Blackberry Lemonade December 8, 2021
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jobs a good'un

Midland exclamation at an unexpectedly good outcome of a bad situation.
Forklift driver: "Yeah, I smashed a load of those boxes whan I put them on the pallet. Put loads of shrink wrap on, nobody noticed, jobs a good'un"
by oracle March 12, 2004
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Joben

The nickname given by paul rudd's character to jason segel's character from one of the funniest movie "I Love You, Man" oh and theres also andy samberg there playing a gay guy
Sydney Fife: You get home safe, Pistol!

Peter Klaven: You got it, Joben!

Sydney Fife: I'm sorry, what?

Peter Klaven: Er... nothing.

Sydney Fife: No, what did you say?

Peter Klaven: Nah, I don't know... You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... "Joben"... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab.
by heyhohoho February 7, 2010
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Jobsian Complex

Mental disorder defined by the effect of Steve Jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. Often derived from normal, less pathological Apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. Common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational lust for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80's electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.
"If he'd kept his Jobsian Complex in check, Bob would have gotten his company's product out of the door three years ago."
by mattbr78 August 27, 2009
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