(noun) 1. A male who does not last long during sexual intercourse. 2. A person who ejaculates prematurely.
(verb) short jabbing The Act of prematurely ejaculating.
(verb) short jabbing The Act of prematurely ejaculating.
by big.tee09 August 9, 2010
Get the short jabber mug.A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.
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"Where does your shit go on a plane? A sceptic tank couldn't hold that amount."
"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"
"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"
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the dark resedue resembling coffee, that exists around a depthcharge that has been lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl, usually discovered in public toilets....
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1. a person whose attempts at witty conversation comes mostly from Wikipedia articles. 2. someone who monopolizes conversations with random trivia. 2. v. to bore the hell out of your friends by incessantly spouting unsubstantiated and useless facts.
1. a person whose attempts at witty conversation comes mostly from Wikipedia articles. 2. someone who monopolizes conversations with random trivia. 2. v. to bore the hell out of your friends by incessantly spouting unsubstantiated and useless facts.
1. Matt was such an annoying jabberwiki that his co-workers avoid his company.
2. "Tell your girl to go easy on the sauce, dude. Once she gets hammered she turns into a jabberwiki!"
3. "Who are you trying to impress, Larry? What you just said was pure, unadulterated jabberwiki!"
2. "Tell your girl to go easy on the sauce, dude. Once she gets hammered she turns into a jabberwiki!"
3. "Who are you trying to impress, Larry? What you just said was pure, unadulterated jabberwiki!"
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by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008
Get the Steve Jobbed mug.Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".
by Pedro March 4, 2004
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