jizzcuse me

When a man excuse himself because he came (very) early during sexual intercourse.

Can also be used outside of the « sexual intercourse » context, when someone want to excuse himself.

I think i’m gonna come!
Slow down babe i’m gonna come !!!
Oh no not now ...OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jizzcuse me babe...

by 0litr0 August 24, 2018

Jizzum prizm

A vagina, a pussy, a snatch.. Slang

"Dude, I need to get into a jizzum prizm tonight"
"Jimmy blew his load in her jizzum prizm"

by Todderthedude December 9, 2018

Jizzcuzzi

When you ejaculate in her mouth, just enough to let her gargle, you then dip your balls in her mouth giving your testicles a nice ballcuzzi from your own nut in a woman’s mouth!

Pretty classy, eh?

Suzy is such a whore! I heard she gave Johnny a jizzcuzzi in the family bathroom last Tuesday!

by DroopyBallsAllinYourFace October 18, 2021

jizzum

A Jizzum is a jar filled with jizz and used for cooling pc and drinking

Would you like some jizzums?

by dav davs June 30, 2022

Jizz cum in my anus in ohio

the cat is doing that, skibidi

I want some Jizz cum in my anus in ohio RIGHT NOW!

by jizzcumanusinohio August 12, 2024

Sleep jizzum

The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.

Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”

by GW Dunston December 31, 2018